The Republic of All Havalmona is a titanic, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and suspicion of poets. The quiet, industrious population of 12.666 billion All Havalmonans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 26.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient All Havalmonan economy, worth 369 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 29,182 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, surveillance cameras are banned, and the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. All Havalmona's national animal is the dolphin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

All Havalmona is ranked 9,764^th in the world and 460^th in Lazarus for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 8,486.47 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.